Finish the sentence

Linking up with Big Holly for finish the sentence........

1. My favorite Christmas was.... any before I was 21 and didn't have a hangover from Christmas Eve

2. The worst Christmas I had...any after I was 21 and had the worst hangovers

3. That one gift that made me scratch my head and say, "Hmmmm" was... When my Aunt gave my husband and I a wooden plaque with our faces wood burned into it. It was awkward and since I may have still been drunk from the previous night I asked her if she bought it for charity and she said no she made it so I just smiled and kept drinking my beermosa

4. One year I....hid a plate of my mom's pizza bread in the trunk so that when I was drunk on the way home I had something to eat #drunkiethinksahead let me just say it was delicious

5. I think the worst gift to give is....A wooden plaque with your face wood burned in it A coupon book. Your not really giving me a gift because this will get kicked under the seat in my car until next December and it will go to waste. Just give me the $25.00
6. At Christmastime I typically....Drink until I love everyone in my family

7. Typically, family Christmas....Involves LRC (left right center) Dollar bills and copious amounts of Southern Comfort, also my my mom picking up wrapping paper after every gift is opened she cannot handle it being on her floor her saying "wrapping paper over here!" is on repeat that day. I purposely throw it in the opposite direction while staring her in the eye because the toddler in me likes to come out. 
8. If I could change one thing about the Holiday season.... I would make it mandatory that everyone got two weeks off of work because it's just crazy to expect me to focus when I have other more important things duh! The week before Christmas and the week after works for me.

9. It is so hard to buy for....someone who does not drink (aka my mother-in-law)
10. My favorite Christmas tradition is... drinking Being with my family and stockings filled with chocolate, I love chocolate the night after pickling my liver
11. Santa, baby, bring me a .... a child who sleeps through the night and does not shit on me ever but don't change the package because my kid is cute.