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Sticking with it

I have a hard time sticking with anything.

In my dream land I would be stuffing my face with pizza and peanut m&m's and for a "light"day I would throw in some pasta and frosting.

But then I would wake up and be 300 pounds so I try to limit my food intake to healthy crap that doesn't taste as good.

I neeeeeeed to lose 25 pounds.

Since January 1st I have only lost 5 pounds. And that makes me want to find whoever is eating the crap food that is going to my thighs and punch them in the face.

But then it's probably just my fault. I can't stick with anything. I did the 30 day challenge but ended early due to a UTI.

I started T-25 and I still have a hard on for it but you see when I get busy exercise is the first thing to go. Why? Because it's easy and let's face it I'm already tired. SO I have missed an entire week which makes me think I should just start over from  the beginning.

My schedule does not lend well to working out unless it is something I can do with my child because our day starts so early as it is and then ends so early too because duh he needs sleep and duh I'm tired too. And I know I need to make time for it I know this and I'm working on it. I just haven't found the right workout time for me yet.

I know I can do it. And I want to do it. But I think that the eating is what is kicking my ass. I hate healthy food. Well most of it. Vegetables are like a four letter word to me and taste like a homeless man spit in my mouth. And fruit well I only like certain ones and they go bad so so fast.


I was thinking of selling my left kidney (or my right one I'm not picky) to get Gentle Slim-Ultra where they laser off the years of pizza, frosting and beer.

But then Shannon posted on IG her diet bet. And I had a light bulb moment. Since Money and beer are the top 2 motivators in my house I will lose 4% of my weight in April because I cannot lose that money.

I joined Weight Watchers just to have the points thing and I'm going to try and do 2 workouts a day. One in the morning and one at night. If I get two in 3 times a week I will be happy. 

The weather should be warming up here soon and then my second workout will be a nice brisk walk/ jog with my nugget love in his stroller. If the weather is good we will have no problem doing this 7 days a week.

This is it ladies and gents I'm going to be the mean ass landlord and evict the layer of fat and cellulite that has taken up residence on my ass,legs,arms, stomach pretty much everywhere but my boobs and stopped paying rent because newsflash we are not growing a baby anymore!

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